New Year = New Adventures

1. I'm going to grab a bottle of shampoo, lunge for some soap and shower in a rainstorm. 
2. Take a confidant stroll down the men's underwear aisle at Wal-Mart and buy myself a pair of corny colorful boxers. (04/15/10)
3. Take up my creme colored hardhat and go spleunking at Laurel Caverns.
4. Learn to speak some Swahili. (02/2010)
5. Get a tatoo behind my right ear.
6. Fix my crimson red fishing pole and get a snazzy fishing license.
7. Go skinny dipping on a warm summer night- when the crickets are chirpping, when the fireflies are lite.
8. Climb a water tower- simply because I havn't done it yet.
9. Clean my closet. I haven't for 5 years. It's time.   (1/9/10)
10. Get a pet bird.
11. Drive to California.
12. Chase after and remember God this year, like he always chases after and remembers me.